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Dear guys and girls (dear because those who even cast a look at my works are quite few, and guys and girls, because from the starting point of my nearly 70 all who are younger than 50 are youngsters for me),
I am sorry to tell it to you, but If I were in your boots, like they say, I would have felt ashamed to ignore such proliferous author like myself, even if he (i.e. I) does not write (and thinks newer to begin to do this) any action or thriller, or giallo or rosa, things. Because I am not quite real writer, not a fiction writer as a rule, but that I am proliferous, chiefly with my writing parallelly in English, Russian, and Bulgarian (what means in the reverse way), I surely am; yet I have also not a little poetry (also not real, chiefly funny, but maybe this is the point), and some SF stories. But what I am first of all, this is being an independent thinker, with many many critical social essays and other materials. And do not tell me, please, that this is not so important because this is exactly what is the most important thing on this world, if we want to avoid mass bloodshed, what we quite always forget to do.
So that I raise very important questions, in entirely original way, and in the current age of mass communications such things just have to be discussed, what is the main reason why this is NOT done (because is necessary). In this direction I can’t avoid to cite one Chinese curse, which is nearly always accepted as blessing, namely: may you have interesting times! We have utterly “interesting” times nowadays, with a heap of real actions and thrillers. And do not tell me also that you have problems with reading me in English instead of in Italian (which is my fourth foreign language, that I have begun to learn after 55, so that you must show some understanding here), because you all surely study it in schools, don’t tell me that you prefer to study German or French, or then, say, Arabic, Chinese, Russian, Hebrew, et cetera. So that you just do not condescend to come to reading me, especially when I am not offering you something interesting. Yeah, but I am offering many funny poetry (true, chiefly in Bulgarian, but then you can begin to learn it, begin with my Bulgarian lessons, that are in the folder For Arabs; yet I have something also in English, search it), and I have Cynical Essays (how many such books you have read, ah?), And I have a whole book with funny but scientifically sound Manifestos, and a bunch of social essays (that are always, but especially now, actual, and with poetical Appendixes), and several scientific propositions, and political and social and other papers in my enormous Now, Look Here! (in English, while here the title differs in Rus. or Bul.). And I have interesting (and funny in places) things in my Personal Things, and in the extra-ordinarily interesting for all people idea expressed in the folder For Arabs.
Still, I have other things to which I have not yet come, and am inclined to avoid their publication here, because you have one pretty good site — believe me, I can compare, because am publishing on about 10 sites — and you do not read anything that seems to require a bit of brain activity; you prefer to ascoltare instead of to legere, and in this way you can only faster return to the … monkeys, to be sure! I don’t believe that you have not heard about the second signal system, which distinguishes the man (well, the woman, too) from the other animals; and even if have not heard than you can judge for yourselves that to read requires some more efforts than to listen to. So that is, you have to think a bit and use some efforts in doing this, because this is what distinguishes the man from the animals, or at least some men (with the exceptions from this site, ha, ha).
What I intend to withhold from you for the time being — till I begin to feel that comes my time to meet with the Creator, but I have calculated this to be about 2035 (if more precisely, then in the 2035 on the 3rd of May, i.e. 03.05, in the night between 3 and 5 o’clock, after the … second pissing! Or, if I have made some insignificant error (what is practically impossible, for me to make errors) then after this date, but again in the cited time interval, it is important. Yeah, by me everything is calculated in advance, we shall live and see, and what I will not publish here soon is my enormous Urrh cum commentis, and Letters to the Posterity, both of which are about everything, but from etymological point of view, and which are most read on Russian sites no matter that in English only (this can be seen on samlib.ru for they have excellent statistics), then the super-new cynical but not vulgar (if you can make this difference) Bull Quit, where on the first place appears one of you compaesane, namely Barbara … Farpipi, who presents herself with this couplet:
Welcome to you, a horde of my dear readers,
Ohne Bedeutung, mit oder ohne Glieder,
I am one of those writers who you can call titty,
Yet I can assure you that I am also witty.
In addition to this there is an enormous, again, book with limericks in Russian, containing more than 1,800 pieces, and is published entirely nowhere till the moment. Also something else, surely (say, I am writing now a book of Petrarca-styled sonnets in Bulgarian). What I think to add, when I write them, is a triple of more social essays (again in the 3 used by me languages). Or maybe an addition to the PIR folder with etymological questions. Ah, and my SF stories, that are not real SF things but still, I think not to post here, because they are things to be read after my main works. Because they, these works, are, really, pretty untraditional, beginning with my first book about Communism, which is not embraced by the communist no matter that is intended as apologation of the communism, yet is contains some philosophical inclusion of one new atheistic religion, and quite funny multilingual poetry. And so on, and so on, but this is more than enough as introduction. And I advise you also to look at Welovewords and Booksie sites, which are also free cites, the first French, the other American, where people try at least to cast a glance at me in English, but not only, there are people who read me in my crazy transliteration of Russian and Bulgarian with Latin chars, because these Booksiests do not allow other Alphabets, even Greek one. And there are many paid places where is natural for the readers to avoid me in the beginning, yet I do not require money from you, just to read me. So that you, really, have a very good site and succeed to show possibly bad taste, with what I have begun.
April, 2018
A rough list of my creative works till 2017 will be the following:
1.“The communism as religion (popular study)”, which is such apologetics of the communism that the (still remained) communists don’t accept it, with a bit philosophical ... SF, a new religion, and one poetical multi-lingual Appendix.
2. “Curious Manifestos”, a dozen (in the end even a devil one) of Manifestos of invented political parties, which are all a kind of critique of democracy, they propose different, partly scientifically proved, partly funny, models of democracy which are all better than the existing models; there are two Appendices to the book.
3. “Ten cynical essays”, what is said, but have you met such books somewhere? I haven’t and because of this I have written this book! And this is a cynicism in my understanding, what means usually impartial realism. There is a peculiar appendix, the Constitution of Cynicland.
4. A pretty big collection of political and other papers called in English “Now, Look Here”, with roughly four sections, namely: for journals, for newspapers, feuilletons, and others. These things are about 70, and I would have long ago exceeded the hundred if have not begun to write big materials (about 20 pages or more). This is impartial political science, and the things are actual more than 20 years later (if the situation has not changed drastically). Practically nothing is trivial, everywhere are original ideas. It is split in 3 volumes, where I intended to add something only to the last, but in 2017 at last closed this enormous book.
5. A collection of 5 (for the moment) Social Essays, namely: “Democratic Values” (again a critique of democracy, you can bet about), “Search For The Woman (Cherchez la Femme)” (the topic is obvious), “Social Evils” (with surely untypical approach, this isn’t a sermon), “Bulgarian Survival” (a philosophical essay about the proper way to live, especially in poor countries, based on personal experience of the author as real person), and “Our Inability To Destroy” (an entirely new approach to our common sufferings and misfortunes). In addition to this I plan for a long time to write a paper about Bulgarian ... barbarity, with proving of this statement, the contras for this, as well also the pros; then I will maybe write an essay about our inability to … age properly, to adapt to the changing in our way of life; and my latest idea is to write an Open Letter to ... God Almighty, showing my ... commiserations for his dull existence, philosophizing about the Creation, and so on; and maybe some other interesting theme that I will discover. All these essays are accompanied by a funny verse in the end.
6. A folder (which may be made to a book via simple collection of the papers, although they are pretty different) named PIR, what has to mean “Propositions, Ideas, Realizations”, but it is still opened for I may add new, chiefly etymological ideas and propositions, like ... new languages, or rather dialects of existing such); or there will be a second volume for you.
7. A small folder named initially “For all CIS-people”, which I have shortly adapted for other nations and it is called now “For Arabs, Chinese, and Hindus” (Dear reader, it’s for you / Arab, Chinese, or Hindoo), where I propagate one exceedingly important idea about new (yet existing) world language, and this, surely well motivated.
8. One folder with “Personal Things”, which differ a bit in the three languages that I use, but is also interesting to be read, this isn’t a biography or similar things, and it is funny in places.
9. One enormously big book which is about everything, yet starting from the ... words of different languages, this isn’t just etymology, this is much more, this is the way of thinking of the people, a psychology of the people from all nations. And it’s name and form are also like nothing else, it is called “Urrh, cum commentis (impressions on etymological canvas)”.
10. My latest book is named “Letters To The Posterity”, what are letters but this is only formally, it is also about everything, in some places from etymological point of view, in others from the starting point of my reason, in some other places there are also verses in it, acrostics, so that it has to be pretty interesting for reading, but, alas, by thoughtful persons only!
11. Then there are several books with poetry, in English till the moment maybe not more than a thousand of lines, but in Russian and Bulgarian they are by about 10 thousands or more. And they are usually in such rough sections: philosophical, sexy, for children, funny, others, unless there are another more qualifying headings. Here the new planned book in English is a “Bull Quit” yet not for children.
12. In addition to this it has to appear one big multi-lingual dictionary in Russian, which I have only in Bulgarian, it has been published nowhere, but I have used it in writhing of my “Urrh” as well of the “Letters”, so that it will not be entirely lost with my untimely (as usual) demise. It is in form of a data base, with words and explanations, divided in several types, and the key words there are about 11,000, from practically all Indo-European languages.
13. Other my future works will be my for long time promised (to myself) translations in German of my first 3 “whales”. More than this I don’t think to translate in German, they can as well read me in English, if they want (or, then, to begin to study ... Bulgarian). To translation in other existing languages I don’t think to come, unless just “The communism” in Italian (for their language is so precious, that I have to make a try in it, too).
14 Then I think to invent a pair of new dialects of existing languages, which will be called Myrskanto languages, and first has to be the M. English, and then, maybe, M. Deutsch; M. Russian is not necessary to invent, there exists the Bulgarian.
15. And if I will live long enough, i.e. more then 70-75, I am ready to begin to write SF novels, what till now I have not succeeded to do. This is because I have my minuses, I can’t invent improbable or incredible, illogical things, but maybe nearing my senile years I will be able to do this, who knows? I have to try in the end, because just to consume is not satisfying for me, no sirs. Some probable titles are: “The travel of Samuel Gulliver in 23rd century”, “Samuel Gulliver in Pirlipland”, “The intelligent ants”, and maybe something else. I have planned to live to 83 or 86, so that I may as well come to the dilemma how to fill my time then.
Ah, and about my pseudonym, Myrski comes from Slavonic ‘mir’ what in Russian means both, a peace and the world, so that I am a peaceful writer for the whole world, I am a kind of ... appearance of Christ before the world. And I am, really, writing for the people, or, then, for my pleasure (per il mio diletto, in Italian), what means that I usually write things that I alone have wanted to find (like, say, some cynical essays) but have not succeeded and because of this have done it alone. This is a good approach, I thing, try it if you can. And I advise you also to read me for the simple reason that all my ideas and propositions are peaceful, and if the humanity will not accept some similar approach, then the alternative is to kill us mutually, what we have learned to do perfectly, i.e. the difference between my propositions and the common or vulgar approach is only in the social price.
OK, and now all the best from your
M_aybe I am not as clever as I think,
Y_et I like to question everything and ponder.
R_eally, in this way the emotions sink,
S_till, this gives me pleasure and I often wonder,
K_nowing how well are organized the things.
I_n the end my facts like polished diamonds are.
2017, Sofia, Bulgaria
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